Quotable Kids.

For the first time since late June, our lawn needed mowing today. Another first was that Brendan mowed it instead of Brad.

Why have we waited so long? The mower is really on its' last legs. The pull start has to be wound by hand and the front wheels are pigeon-toed. Oh, and it's not a self-driving mower, either. You have to PUSH the pigeon toed mower. Not fun.

Brad told Brendan nothing about what exactly was hard about mowing, just that Brendan would have to push it. Hard.

When he was done, Brendan said, "Does Dad think those front wheels are ergonomic? Because they're NOT!"

lol. Nope. They're not ergonomic, Brendan. Not in the least.