Quotable Kids.

Conversation today at approximately 6:50AM.
(and yes, my children are "morning people")

Me: Brett, how did you sleep last night?
Brett: Well, pretty good except that Dad woke me up.
Me: Dad woke you up? You mean  this morning to get up for school?
Brett: I don't know. I was asleep, and he unexpectantly woke me up.
Me: Brett, that was Dad waking you up 10 minutes ago for school. It wasn't exactly "unexpected".
Brett: Well, it was to me. I was still sleeping!

Seriously, folks, he's this funny all.the.time. Everyday. And his shows are free.